![]() 09/13/2020 at 08:45 • Filed to: coronavirus | ![]() | ![]() |
No peeps for Halloween.
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2020, the gift that keeps on giving.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 08:48 |
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I guess I just don’t really associate peeps with Halloween at all. Not sure I ever got them trick or treating as a kid.
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Easter all the way...
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I’ve never noticed the Beak Erectile Dysfunction before... “ROMAN” needs to get after that.
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Peeps: The Superspreader
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‘ Peeps are dead, son.’
‘But why, Daddy? Why?’ [sobs]
‘Well, son... it’s... it’s...’ [sigh]
[More sobbing]
‘... it’s because most people are just fucking idiots. And I’m sorry you had to find out so soon.’
‘That’s OK, Dad. I saw Grandma’s Facebook page too....want another beer?’
'Sure, son.'
![]() 09/13/2020 at 08:58 |
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What's up with the "tear" tattoo? Did this Peep serve time for culling?!
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:07 |
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Jeepers creepers! Where am I gonna get som e P eepers?
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:14 |
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A co-worker is mine is also a middle school teacher. He works in a small town of about 2,000. He’s had several kids tell him that their parents told them that the hoe COVID thing is a conspiracy and leg ally they don’t have to wear a makes.
So there’s you “people are stupid” moment for the day.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:16 |
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Just put orange food coloring and sugar on your own marshmallows.
Also is anyone else annoyed that sugar doesn’t have an SH? Like shouldn’t it? English is dumb
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:18 |
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Just pronounce it 'soogar' like the rest of us then...
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:21 |
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These are made down the street from my office...unlike other candy factories I’ve resides near, there’s no smell associated that reminds me they’re there. I used to live near a Dove factory and it would smell like chocolate most days.
It’s a little concerning that they’re producing marshmallows for Easter, now.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 09:23 |
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What makes you so sure it’s not a conspiracy? It might be an engineered disease that's carefully designed so that only the wing nuts and chocolate teapots of the world survive?
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People got Halloween peeps?
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I was worried this was about peeps in generally being gone. I didn’t realize they did them for halloween. Come easter though, I’m all about the sugar-coated expanded-sugar.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 11:28 |
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I’m from Pennsylvania, and nev er realized Peeps were considered a Halloween thing.
I did have an idiot co-worker get fired after talking to Just Born about building the world's largest Peeps statue as a publicity stunt. He wasn't fired specifically for that, but the idea was reflective of his general performance.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 11:35 |
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Never heard of people eating peeps on Halloween.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 11:36 |
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Theoretical grandma being MIL of course.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 11:40 |
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This reeks of marketing strategy to associate them with Christmas by passing on a holiday they didn’t stand a chance at. 50 lbs of candy in a bag and delicate easily misshapen marshmallows
don’t mix.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 12:06 |
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I once got several years expired full sized, and I mean full sized , chocolate E aster bunnies, but never any Peeps.
![]() 09/13/2020 at 12:54 |
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Oh, no. Now if I want profoundly shitty candy I'll have to get Necco wafers or circus peanuts.
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![]() 09/13/2020 at 14:30 |
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The one good thing this trash candy is good for:
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